On
October 14, 1978 an avant-garde pop band appeared on SNL to perform their version of the Rolling Stones
“Satisfaction”. The group was clad in hazmat
suits and their robotic, herky-jerky movements were eye-catching, to say the
least. I learned the band’s name, Devo,
was short for de-evolution.
I found the concept interesting; that mankind had reached its pinnacle and then began to regress, back down the slope it’d taken us millions of years to climb. Initially, I was skeptical. The moon landings and other scientific and engineering feats were still somewhat fresh in my mind. At the same time, I wondered if this musical group from Ohio was on to something; that we had, at least from a societal viewpoint, peaked, and that it was all downhill from there.
In the years that have passed since that day, I have become convinced that we are in fact de-evolving. The only question remaining is: when did it begin? And so, in the immortal words of Rod Serling, the following stabs at the genesis of de-evolution are submitted for your approval:
July 16, 1945: The first atomic bomb detonation
At
that moment, as a 20 kiloton explosion mushroomed into the New Mexico atmosphere,
mankind unknowingly took a giant step backward.
True, nuclear physics have resulted in power production independent of
fossil fuels, and opened the door to nuclear medicine, but it also handed Man
the ability to utterly destroy himself and his environment in a matter of hours.
To paraphrase Genesis 3:22, Man had become (a God), to know good and
evil.
1977: Disco takes over
Described
by one music critic as “Muzak for a dry hump”, the symphonic demon of disco succeeded
in choking every ounce of soul, style and melody from music. While many differ on exactly when this crime
against art first emerged, the cultural brain freeze reached its peak with the
release of “Saturday Night Fever”, in which our hero is a blue collar worker by
day and dances at night. He dances. At discos.
At night. Many at the time
thought disco was a sign of the apocalypse, myself included.
May 21, 1992: MTV unleashes “Real World”
Many
people believe this was the first “reality” TV show, and it is, if you define
reality TV as I do: It’s real in the sense that it’s unscripted, but not really
real because the participants knew
they were being filmed. Had this been a
reality show in the strictest sense, the cameras would had to have been hidden,
but that would have resulted in a lot less showboating and incendiary drama,
and therefore, sold a lot less zit cream and Jolt cola.
1999: World population reaches six billion
Not
only had our numbers increased by a billion (a hefty 20% jump) in the span of 12 years, it happened at a time when a significant
portion of us had to have been aware
that fossils fuels, potable water, and arable land were dwindling. Yet we pro-created our behinds off. Congratulations, it’s a billion.
September 1, 2006: “Idiocracy” is released
This
“satirical science fiction comedy” tells the story of two people who are kept
in suspended animation for 500 years, and awake to a world populated by idiots.
One may wonder why this particular movie (which is satire after all) made the
list, and the answer is simple: Anyone who’s seen the movie has seen our future. It’s easy to connect the dots; we as a species
are in fact becoming dumber by the minute, and we’ve done little to change
course. I will forever be haunted by the
scene of the skyscraper with a huge digital clock flashing “12:00”.
June 2009: The Forever Lazy is born
The
fact that even one of these was actually sold is sufficient evidence for me
that humankind has chosen to throw off the survivalist spirit which brought him
up from the great primordial soup bowl, preferring instead to vegetate on the
sofa wrapped in a “onesie for adults”.
I’m surprised they haven’t introduced a matching feedbag.
What is Man’s fate? Are we destined to slide down the slippery slope of evolution, back into that primordial soup bowl? Will we ever create the utopian paradise we claim to want? Or will we all wind up enshrouded in a onesie, flopped down on a sofa, clutching a remote or iPad, just waiting to die? Where there is ebb, there must be flow; where there is hope there must be change.
Be that change.
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