I know, right?
This simple three
word oxymoron is both a declarative statement AND a question rolled into one stupid
little quip.
Game-changer
It’s a fly ball to
deep center field! He’s back, back,
back, and – it’s intercepted by the goalie at the free-throw line!
Buy one, get one free
No, you don’t get
anything free. You get two for half
price.
I feel your pain
No, you don’t. But – that can be arranged.
Employee engagement
Your employees
provide a service, for which they’re monetarily compensated. They’re no more “engaged” with you than they
are their dentist or some neighborhood kid selling magazine subscriptions.
Ah-ha Moment
No one ever says
“ah-ha” during a moment of enlightenment.
I vote we go back to calling it a light-bulb-over-the-head moment.
To tell you the truth
What, you’re been
lying to me up until now?
40% off
Off what? An inflated retail price that no one ever
pays?
I like you as a
person
Oh, that’s great. I was starting to think you only liked me as
some amorphous blob of flesh, bones and plasma.
Everything happens
for a reason
Yes, we know. It’s called cause and effect, and someone
first noticed the relationship between the two centuries ago.
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