HOT new Wii games for 2009

You'd have to have been hiding under a rock, or on a distant planet (or hiding under a rock on a distant planet) to not have heard of the Nintendo Wii gaming system. It's truly one of the most inventive game systems of this century (21st? 22nd? I can never keep it straight). And with the introduction of Wii Fit, millions of Americans have learned how to pretend to actually exercise in the comfort of their own living rooms! Why spend hundreds of dollars on a home gym you will hardly ever use when you get get Wii fit for around $125, and hardly ever use it?

Now for the good news: There are literally tens of new games for the Wii for 2009. We've listed a few here:

Wii Fat
For those die-hard couch potatoes that eschew things like "working out", "getting in shape" and "seeing their feet", there's Wii Fat. Press the 'A' button and your screen fills with scrumptious, delectable dishes such as Beef Wellington, Roast Rack of Lamb, and Triple Cheese and Guacamole-Stuffed Enchiladas! Mmmmm! You can almost smell the delicious aroma! Press the 'B' button and you are treated to a sampling of some of the world's most lip-smacking, artery-hardening desserts! Bon Appetit!

Available from:
Couch Potatoes Rock, Inc.
"Because Dieting is for Wussies"

Wiiwillwiiwillrockyou
Imagine all your Miis dancing hypnotically to the incessant, stomp, stomp, clap backbeat of this ubiquitous rock anthem! Press the 'A' button and they launch into an air-guitar army! Press 'B' and they all whip out their little Mii Bic lighters! Just like being at a real Queen concert! If you're heavily medicated, that is.

Available from:
Arena Rock Novelties Co.
"We're Too Buzzed To Think of A Slogan, Man"

Wiibleswobblebuttheydontfalldown
Press the 'A' button and all your Miis (Wiibles) start to wobble. But - they don't fall down. Ever.

Available from:
Low Tech Toys, Inc.
"Whatever Happened to the Slinky, Anyway?"

WiiBeJammin'
That's right, your Miis all adopt dreads and a funky groove as they get down to all your favorite reggae tunes! Press the 'A' button and one whips out a spliff to pass around. Press the 'B', '1', and '+' buttons simultaniously for a special surprise!

Available from:
JamaicanTouristBoard.org
"No tourists killed here for long time, Mon"

Wii Nap
Press the 'A' button and the screen goes black. So you can take a nap.

Available from:
ReallyDumbProducts.com
"You Know You'll Buy Anything If We Hype It Enough"