If you surf that internet thing at all, you’ve no doubt been
subjected to a bazillion articles on how to know
if something is happening. I keep
waiting for 10 signs to know if I’m dead or not, or some guide to help me
determine if my choice of soft drink bespeaks a deeper dimension of my
personality. Then, there’s the
occasional article that really hits home
for some of us, like how to determine if your cat – on whom you’ve bestowed immeasurable
love and affection – is seeing another
human behind your back.
I know what you’re thinking: My cat would never cheat on
me. Well, take it from someone who knows
– not only is your cat capable of cheating on you, he probably already has. If you
don’t feel you can handle the truth, then read no further, for once you’ve
identified more than one of the following, there’s
just no going back:
5. Slinks in at daybreak smelling of Axe body wash, and
you only use Old Spice
4. Gets alerts on his phone
from FelineHookup.com
3. You detect Fancy Feast on his breath but he only gets Eukanuba
on special occasions
2. Has taken up Zumba
And the #1 way to know if your cat is cheating on you:
1. Changed Facebook status to “it’s complicated”
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