Warwick, Rhode Island
– According to sources, an impromptu after work meet-up with the girlfriends
was insufficient justification for tossing her favorite jeans in the dryer for
a few minutes to de-wrinkle reported 28 year old human resources manager Bonita
Sutherford.
“I mean it’s just Shenanigan’s”, she continued, referring
to a local bar she and her neighbors frequented. “It’s not like I’m going to run into Jason
Momoa in there”, she sighed, giving the jeans a quick bullwhip snap and running
her fingers through her hair in a half-hearted attempt to convince herself she’d
“freshened up some”.
The denim pants, the back pocket of which contained a
Starbucks receipt and a hair tie leftover from Sutherford’s last outing, went
largely unnoticed during the evening, due mostly to the fact that her friend
Janice Jordan’s revealing top garnered the lionesses share of the attention
from the men in attendance.
“I would absolutely kill to be able to wear something
like that”, the slightly tipsy Sutherford mused.
Sources also reported that a morose Sutherford did not in
fact encounter anyone even remotely resembling Jason Momoa over the course of
the evening, but did get a wink from bar regular “Flannel Shirt Guy” upon
leaving.
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