Least Favorite Christmas Gifts for 2010

Well, it appears the holiday season is upon us once again! Halloween is over and now it’s time to plunge headlong into that mindless foray of gratuitous binge-buying known as Christmas shopping! Don’t it just get your adrenalin pumping?

But, you don’t want to get that special someone just anything. And apparently, not everyone can appreciate a South Park sweater featuring Cartman spewing on a fire hydrant. So, I’ve compiled a list of gifts to avoid like that guy pan-handling down by Applebee’s:

* Festive Broccoli & Tofu Log
* Nancy Pelosi Action Figure
* Bag O’ Rattlesnakes
* Paula Deen’s Big Book of Holiday Roadkill Recipes
* Goodbye Kitty Backpack
* All-time Favorite Vuvuzela Christmas Classics CD
* Tinactin Gift Basket
* Amnesia Foam Mattress Topper
* Girls of the Tri-City Methadone Clinic calendar
* Box O’ Rocks
* Do-It-Yourself Home Colonoscopy Kit
* My Little Wharf Rat
* Funniest Moments From C-SPAN DVD box set
* Burlap boxer shorts

And the absolute Least Favorite Christmas Gift for 2010 is:

* Chia Headcheese